Come Undone

May 17th, 2007 by behindtat1

Img_9891"Who do you need who do you love when you come undone" Chorus slashed off Duran Duran - Come Undone http://www.lyricsdomain.com/4/duran_duran/come_undone.html

1 May 2007

Fair_lady01Nissan Fair Lady >>> Jack Wang’s dream car I supposed.

Haha, a lessons for guys out there regardless if you own a vehicle. I stumbled upon this blog from a Eastern European folk.

Saliza04_2Lucky me. I don’t gotta worry about this issue for the time being. LolX

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right?
Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors.
Then, get outta the car, you walk overto her.
You bring her over to the car.
Dig out the key,put it in the lock and open the door for her.
Then you let her get in.
Then you close the door.
Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window.
If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, dump her."
Gta02Artist’s impression on how the girl is supposed to reach over & lift up that BUTTON.

"Just like that?"
Santiago_canizares_01Santiago Canizares of Valencia shows how exactly clueless he feels about this simple action.

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she’sa selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg.
You dump her and you dump her fast."

Santiago_canizares_05Now he’s feeling the joke of it all.

Night b4 X’mas VS A Eve In The Museum

January 15th, 2007 by behindtat1

Xmas_eve02Something I experimented with Adobe Photoshop 6.0 after being inspired by the portrait of Indran Shadan on the Nike Wall in City Link.

15 Jan 2007

Xmas03_1I’ve always wanted to take a shot something like this for my upcoming debut rap album - She’s not good enough.

Year 2006 celebrations for Christmas Eve & New Year’s Eve were a little different compared to previous experience. Allow me unveil these reasons slowly at a time.

Museum37 Left to Right: Caroline, Saliza, Tracey. Can anyone make a wild guess where’s this??? The only hint is that it’s a very popular place & we went there on New Year’s Eve.

Museum26A clue to answer your question on why this blog issue has been outdated. Numerous of pictures were consolidated to share with you full accounts on the events that had ocurred.

Museum33& we were exactly like "Tom Jones with The Cardigans - Burning Down The House".

On both occasions, I spent a lot of time with Saliza because she somehow was ‘able’ to stay out the nights. It was her first experience on staying overnight for such occasions. My sixth sense told me that she had a poor experience and had somehow related to the next reason.

Xmas_eve03Saliza bought a camera branded Casio from an IT fair in Expo back in November. We are still figuring out functions and capabilities of this slick black sharpshooter. I have no idea of photography. Basically I treat it as a handphone camera and try to catch some pictures of ourselves.

Museum31NYE Fireworks in National Museum. Up-close, no over-crowding, shelter over head, no wet panties & bra. Best way to celebrate during a monsoon rain season.

Museum32Lady scratching the DJ console. Genre was electronic & house. My cousin, Carson, probably loves this.

Now to the second reason, planning was confusing. 2006 was supposed to be full of surprises as there were plenty of invites to house parties over Christmas Eve as well as NYE. Unfortunately, I must decline all as I had already given my word to an old secondary schoolmate, Steven Tay, who volunteered to plan this year end’s festive celebrations. Although this casted doubts if we should entrust him given past incidents, it was nevertheless delightful to hear his passionate suggestions in early November to spend Christmas Eve in his friend’s pub and NYE countdown in the newly-built Siloso Beach Resort in Sentosa that has a great overview of beach and southern islands. Now that Mr. Tay had a concrete plan with adequate response from all, it seemed like nothing could deter the success.

Xmas01_1HelloMOTO. I’m kinda attached to my Motorola V600 even though it has been subjected harsh treatments such as

"Smack that all on the floor,                       Smack that gimme somemore,                     Smack that till you get sore,                            Smack that ohhhhh…." Lyrics taken from Smack That by Akon feat. Eminem.

No word was heard since then. Things slided downhill after he got attached. A few days before Christmas Eve and still there weren’t any reservations. His efforts and promises blown away like sawdust. Within our group, voices spoken of disappointment. Perhaps it’s true that he couldn’t lead.

Xmas_trez06A street stall selling mysterious glasses with lights randomly flashing around as if in a trance.

Xmas10Guess the gender of this pretty lady behind me. How many agree with me that she’s a female? Er… Saliza told me that she’s a male. Anyway, I got her attention by tugging her pink dress like a little child asking for candy because she’s like so tall walking on stilts.

A couple of days left and yet to come up with a suggestion to bind the Rebels together for Christmas Eve. That urge to stand out and plan for something was again thumping in my heart. I thought to myself, "I were to do so, I’m probably cleaning up the mess Steven created. But what the heck?" Something in my heart still resisted the temptation to step up for leadership… Slowly and vividly, a scene of a particular girl telling me off on how I failed to plan as my ideas are always last-minute. It was unforgettable because her actions spoilt my mood and ideals. A psychology barrier that separated me on being active.

342bre2This may sound surprising but I turn my focus to reading novels whenever I feel down.

94f6re2Currently reading Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien. Make a guess how long it takes for me to complete just this novel itself.

Fortunately, there were some initiatives shown by unexpected sources like Keith Goh, Bang Tong, Kian ‘The Protege’ Hao and Ah Lao. Credits given to these guys as they tries to save festive spirit.

Nights before Christmas 

Xmas_trez_68 Christmas Trees which caught my glimpse during the walk. BLING BLING BALLS!!!

Xmas_trez14Have you seen sakura blooming during spring? Here’s a Singapore version mock-up. I can feel how Tony Tony Chopper of One Piece felt when he saw pink sakura blooms over Drum Island.

Xmas11Enjoying a bottle of diet coca cola in Centrepoint Shopping Center. It has been extended and resides some pretty cool shops such as GAP. Gavin, are you still shopping for men’s cardigan?

221206 (Thursday): Readings of my festive mood meter was fluctuating up and down like taking a ride in the G-Max because of how Steven handled this year’s festive celebrations. It seemed irresponsible. To knock off some disappointments, I brought Saliza down to Orchard Road for appreciation of Christmas lighting. It’s always pleasant to view Christmas trees with shiny decors balls, candy canes, mock present boxes, glitters, etc. Emma (Bar manager of Xen Bar) tagged along with her cousin too.

Xmas14_2That’s Salleh, Emma’s cousin. He owns a motorcycle and often gives lifts to Emma after work at around 11pm. We kicked off a good conversation as I discovered he loves sports. We share some common sports such as soccer and especially rugby. At that moment, I was interested in American Football as a quarterback because of my finger injury. Hmmm… this’ another story for another blog. =D

Xmas15_2Picture’s kinda blurry. We got a girl to take this photo for us with this exceptional lovely pink Christmas tree as background.

Xmas16_3Emma (In white spaghetti) - Bar manager of Xen Bar.

Christopher231206 (Friday): There were some suggestions about clubbing away in MOS (Ministry of Sound). I practically had enough of clubbing for that month (Salsa in MOS). Christmas Eve isn’t really a big deal to go out. So we settled for OTOT (Own Time Own Target). On that same night, invited me over to St. Joseph’s St Margaret Church for Xmas. I had to decline as I already agreed to spend Christmas countdown with Emma in Xen Bar located along Pagoda Street.

Xmas08Christmas Dinner @ NYDC, The Heeren. Spaghetti - one of Saliza’s listed TOP10 food. Whoa! Look at her drink… Foamy with whipped cream and chocolate fudge at the bottom. Ain’t that SINFUL girls?!

Xmas09Hooray!!! Here comes mine! Spaghetti with GIANT meatballs!!!!!!!! I fancy Italian food so much that I even imagined myself living in Milan or Turin.

Xmas_trez05Shiny balls & furry decors in the restaurant. It is totally romantic and dissolves my heavy heart away.

241206 (Saturday): Approximately 3pm, Keith & Bang Tong got onto everyone’s handphones and tied them up for a late-night movie screening of THE FLYBOYS @ Cathay Cineleisure. Saliza & I met them up after Xmas Countdown in Xen Bar. I really made Emma regretted for inviting me because I ate up practically everything and left almost none for other guests. Hehe! Food was so delicious that Maurie had to cook additional hot sauce prawns in order to satisfy my hunger. After countdown, we walked from Chinatown to Somerset. Transport was a hassle. A lot of people were situated around Clarke Quay, Marina Square & City Hall.

Xmas17_1 Henry is the man besides me, who polishes up my salsa fundamentals and privately coaches on intermediate moves. Through his teachings, I feel a little more at ease to switch moves accordingly to the music.

Xmas_trez03Testing out Saliza’s camera while she went to the ladies. Here’s a shot of the Xmas lighting along Orchard Road from my table.

It took us more than half an hour to reach a overwhelming crowded Orchard Cineleisure. The cinema was located at Level 9. Kinda unique because I have never caught any films on that level. BTW, it was the same level where people play LAN games. The events to follow were rather routine. Slack around before pursuing a transport home.

Xmas_eve_1Another wallpaper I created with Adobe Photoshop, this time I merge 2 pictures. Can you spot the fine crack?

Xmas_trez04Another shot of the decors. This picture is focusing on the golden dove swaying in the breeze. Weather had pretty stiff winds during December as one could recall the constant downpour.

An Eve In The Museum

Museum01Can’t really figure out what this potrait about but it’s decorated on the floors of the entrance of National Museum. Looks like Karmasutra though…

Museum08Visual arts - Entrappement in a bubble.

Museum17National Museum’s iconic landmark.

A weekend before NYE we decided to have a steamboat at Ah Lao’s house. It had been 3 years since then and thinking back brought good memories. Unfortunately communications as well as response were relatively poor. So secondary NYE plans for steamboat was scrapped.

Museum19A revamped National Museum interior. People chilling around the stage before the main performance.

Museum27Peek-A-Cam! Caroline’s a shutterbug.

Museum28The 2 ladies behind refuses to part ways with their champagne. I believe that has something to do with their glamourous way of dressing. Classy eh? Or classy lor?

311206 (Sunday): Upon knowing that I had no plans for NYE 2006, Caroline invited me to join Tracey & her. NYE started off with dinner at AIWO in Raffles Shopping Center. As Caroline was still busy working for her under-paid job, her reservation was promptly offered to me. I always prefer Saliza to eat healthy meals. So without hesitation, we took up that table. Culinary were majestically stored in a personal drawer. The table was a great attraction too. It was made of glass. Haha! Those customers who accustom ventilating their feet may want to adjust their normal dining habits.

Aiwo01This plate of potato crackers was a complimentary for dining @ AIWO, Raffles Shopping Center on New Year’s Eve.

Aiwo02Oh yeah! Check out the sandals… Eh, this is the table of glass I mentioned not too long ago. If you see to the top right of this picture, you may catch a glimpse of the personal drawer of majestic culinary.

Aiwo03Check out the delicacies. See those mushrooms on my right? They melt in your mouth and slide gently in your tongue. It’s a sensation! Anyone going to AIWO… MUST TRY THAT!!! It’s the only starter serving mushroom.

Aiwo04I was introduced that Merlot is a sweet red wine that mostly win preference of ladies. Thus, I ordered a glass for this sweet lady. She commented the red wine was too bitter and mine was even far worse. Having no other choices, she sipped as much or little as possible. Until I had emptied my glass of Chardonnay, she gestured an offer for me to continue with her Merlot such as shown above.

A lot of people probably thought countdown in National Museum was loony. Well I did. But all doubts were thrown aside after seeing a DJ console set up a distance away from the main entrance.

Museum04"Hey Mr DJ, put a record on cuz I wanna dance with my baby. And when the music starts, I never wanna stop. It’s gonna drive me crazy." Lyrics taken from Music by Madonna

Museum05This was the 1st performance that we saw once stepping into the bigger gallery of the National Museum. As one can see, it’s pretty smokey in here but it ain’t due to thousands of smokers puffing off their cigarettes simultaneously.

Museum06This would be the DJ console I was referring to.

Museum07Check out the visuals they had!

The captivating attraction on the last night of 2006 was a performance by a group of European artistes dancing against forces of gravity. Reckoned the gathered crowd was an approximate capacity of a thousand? Perhaps guilty of not meeting up since her return from UK studies, Caroline bought us the first round of drinks. The crowd was of various ages. A few people grooved to the pumping electro beats. No dance floor was created. Caroline wanted me to start one but I figured I was a little shy. Time strucked twelve. Bangtong was on his way up to meet me when fireworks suddenly sparked and lit up the dark gloomy skies. Saliza seemed awe with front row view of fireworks. Now why would anyone wanna pack up in a can of sardines in Esplande under permitting drizzle just for glimpse of fireworks when you could have the same under the gigantic roof in National Museum? I pondered who’s more loony now? Of course standing in the rain with your loved ones sounds romantic. But that romance lasts only the second they got drenched in rain, girlfriends would scowled at boyfriends’ foolishness of wetting their bras and panties.

Museum20Safety body harness, check. Wrist guard, check. Groin guard, check.

Museum21 Let’s get it started guys! Wooo!!!

Museum22Selection trials for Spiderman 4.

Museum23 *Shrieking screams* >>> Pontinak!!!!

Museum24 Gravity defying theory in practical.

Museum25No wonder this great couple was disqualified from the DANCEFLOOR competition because they were dancing Lindy-Hop against the wall. Judges only gave points on performance ACTUALLY done on the DANCEFLOOR.

Afterwards, we scouted Clarke Quay for more alcohols and merry drinking. There was a public dance floor at the heart of Clarke Quay. Saliza seemed exhausted from walking in heels. Having similar eccentric characters, Caroline, Bangtong & I bashed into the midst and allowed the bounce to take us to whatever heights it might bring. We had no idea what the hell was going on anyway.

Bdc7re2Answer to the question "How long it takes to complete LOTR: Fellowship of The Ring", is 8 months. UNBELIEVEABLE

Xmas_trez02Luckily it didn’t rain that night, my mood might have worsened… Back in December, lots of my schedules had to be canceled due to raining cats & dogs. However, I know a girl who loves rain so much that she doesn’t mind walking around the flood and getting drenched.

Museum34Ladies (Pose saying): "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007 EVERYONE!"

Trust

December 16th, 2006 by behindtat1

Amf01_3 Adios mutha Fuckaz a.k.a. A.m.F. starts off from the left with:

        1. 50 Cent from G-Unit
        2. Chester Bennington from Linkin Park
        3. Sonny from Payable On Death aka P.O.D.
        4. Feenux from Linkin Park
        5. ‘The Champ’ John Cena from WWE
        6. Mave (Solo artist formerly known as y2J)
        7. Kid Rock (Solo artist)

22nd April 2003

A month later… I was on the verge of having my 1st serious relationship with a girl.

The Rap Titled "TRUST…"

Saliza13     This is Saliza. She is awarded Best Friend for the year 2002 - Poly Yr.2 Semester 1.

Not gonna pay you a ten for your thong pics
Or gonna converse with you ‘cause you’re hot… please
Ain’t walking along with your tricks
And neither do I care what shit you do with your lips
Or how good you "work that thang" all by yourself
Show me some intelligence and truth to yourself
Don’t try impress me… just be yourself/
I like ladies who know what honesty means
Don’t act like you’re better than me ‘cause I like to climb trees

Look down on me when you can’t categorize me
I’m myself. Hey! That’s all I’ll claim to be
YJ I’ve been since 19-83

Yasmin03Back in Poly Yr. 2 Semester 1, Yasmin was my 1st ever up close & personal female relationship. She hired me as a part-time boyfriend for school hours only. 

Highly misunderstood, I know I’m quite weird

There’s no place I feel where I won’t be feared
I have morals that I keep close to
There’s no need for me to lie to you too
Like you or dislike you,
Honesty is the least I’ll give you

Cls06Honesty is telling the truth of how one feel even though it is disturbing, a bad move or gonna hurt someone’s feelings. Nobody has to agree and accept plainly one’s point of view. Just understand that fine line between acception and deception. Accepting honesty is a grave decision to make. So be brave to decide your own.

Don’t ask me if I think you’re pretty
Cute, hot or sexy… just comprehend this/ No matter how you look
You’re gonna be beautiful to somebody

Someone, somewhere, sometime, somehow…
A damn good listener I am but you just don’t know my style
I won’t like you
’Cause you can’t act/look/talk
The way society tries to teach you to
Then again don’t assume I want you more
’Cause you’re different from the rest too

Pose13_8We just finished licking off a bowl of tasty lamb bone marrows dipped in hot sweet red soup tulan merah in the Army Market along Beach Road. It was my first time tasting such delicacy among Muslim food! I really love the red soup.

Stop fooling yourself to think you can separate me
Away from those who mean most to me
My friends, my family, my pet… whoever I just don’t care
And when you ain’t talking ‘cause of whatever I’ve said
Don’t think I’ll reject you when you realize I told you exactly what you needed to hear
This shit… you really gotta know, my dear
No, I won’t hate you ‘cause you disagree
I ain’t always right and neither do I wish to be

Really I just love you baby

So come home and hug me sweetie

Mave05_1 Feeling troubled? Dial 1900-6283(MAVE)-4357(HELP) for a listening ear to attend to all your woes on a simple charge of friendship. No matter where you are, what you did, as long as you feel me. Hotline opens Monday till Friday, 8pm onwards to 8am on the next day.

Blurry Love

December 16th, 2006 by behindtat1

Eminem03_2

11th March 2003

My idol! Marshall Matters smashs into world of rap as Eminem.

This was a piece of rap I wrote for someone I admired last time. I’m surprised how love can push and motivate somebody to such extraordinary extent.

The whole story was that I had crushes on 4 or 5 girls at a single period of time. But for this particular girl, her character simply stood out from the rest. As her birthday was approaching, I’d figured to do something special. So this is it. Might sound like shit but it’s formed from the bottom of my heart.

Eminem06_1Sometimes I feel Eminem is really speaking for reality. Why do his lyrics carry so much hate and weight? How much does he influence his audience? He’s just a white boy rapper rapping about poverty, hardships, family problems, misguiding parenthood, tortured childhood, etc. Who the white fuck cares what spins who around this world? Is racism a problem or is it just only a plain word that speaks on gobal term? Terrorism is THE fuck. So people of the World, step a fuck back and respect your outsiders. Color is appearance, character is threat. STORM OUT TERRORISM

Verse 1

  • More than 6 months I don’t know if you ever noticed,
  • This crush I’m having on you that I couldn’t resist.
  • Phones and mails all these stuffs I’ve done,
  • Still unable to attract attention I want.
  • So tell me what to do
  • Cause I a-m real dumb
  • Didn’t make it as a wise man
  • My mind tastes rum
  • Again confidence falls, I’m a fool and I can’t
  • Find chance to date you cause I always get rejects, now tat sucks!

Img_0939_1Awaiting for my flight to Phuket in Changi Airport, Singapore. I really enjoy reading up. That book is a biography of Ryan Giggs, who is a famous left-winger in Manchester United. It potraits his poverty, problematic family life & racism during childhood and unveils his tale from a schoolboy to a apprentice trainee under Manchester United Soccer Academy. Ryan Giggs never allows his past or reality to hold him down. Life is full of opportunities, so decide and choose your destiny.

Verse 2

  • It’s just like Earth’s… spinning back and forth
  • Makes me wanna run till my legs go crawl
  • You three are inseparable, shows bonds so strong.
  • A constriction I never got passed,
  • Don’t think I have to prove myself wrong

Img_1489Director dishes instructions on how she plots the MTV to be.

Verse 3

  • So far, so long down the twined hall
  • Seems like I’m getting nowhere
  • Aging towards a hopeless doll
  • The clock’s run out, I’ve gotta pack and go
  • Before I blow myself up in reality, for an insane goal
  • You must be wondering what’s this shit all about?
  • Need not have to ponder, cause it’ll bring more doubts

Img_1496A over-reacted fan faints upon seeing his idol shooting the latest MTV - Blurry Love. It’s bound for Top10 till next year. Be sure to catch local rap prodigy, Mavey, and A.m.F. LIVE RAP battle against Eminem & D12 in Singapore Indoor Stadium. Due to this special ‘One Night Stand, GangBANG Only’, Sistec regrets to inform audiences for upcoming Rain Concert to be postponed as A.m.F. is the better shit around here. Go RAIN elsewhere.

Final Verse

  • Right now as a classmate
  • And of course a friend
  • Sincerely wish you “Happy Birthday” pretty darling
  • See ya sweet-19
  • A kiss goodnight ending my last rapChester_bennington01

Chester Bennington is my other idol. That’s why Linkin Park is so unique cuz they have both Chester Bennington & Mike Shinoda donning the mics.

Salsa Congress 2006

December 16th, 2006 by behindtat1

John_slattery10Sela Ward (Red evening gown) & John Slattery (Black tuxedo) in Artisan’s Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights - 2004

14th December

Diego_luna7"Me and my girl dance with so much passion,
It looks like we having sex but we just dancing,
Dirty sex dancing with our clothes on,
If you are offended bro, we mean no harm."
- Lyrics from Dirty Dancing by Black Eyed Peas

1st ever Salsa night in Ministry Of Sound (M.O.S.) and Xenbar was the main event organiser. A month back I returned to the salsa scene with girlfriend, Saliza, to began praciticing for Salsa Congress 2006 in Singapore. It’s a week long of dance workshops and salsa parties. No words could describe extent of fun and entertainment one’s going to expect.

Diego_luna4_1Diego Luna (Black suit) & Romola Garai (Chili red dress) dance with so much passion.

We tried our best to make it a point for practice after work every single day as to perfect our basic stance. I found my own difficult to achieve since leaving the scene for almost 3 months due to injuries and personal problems. But now I’m back. I had to make my loss right. Some instructors and friends backed me up. They did their best in order for me to come back with a boom. However back in November, I incurred a couple of setbacks. First, someone bruised my 4th and 5th fingers on my right hand. A week after this, I sprained my left ankle and left myself crippling a limp. Both incidents happened during soccer. What a concidence…

Bdance03                             Handstand again. Sis wants to test her new camera by Canon.

Within this short period of time, Saliza & I experimented various spins and successfully understood a couple of techniques. We were thrilled to execute them on the dance floor! During the MOS Salsa night, we overcame our doubts and burnt the floor with whatever moves we were used to. Never had I predicted salsa clubbing was that much difficult. Royal spins seemed impossible because the floor was crowded and confined. Somewhere through the night, I noticed a couple of male dancers who were exceptional at controlling the space he desired. One particular dancer was a guy with short sleeved vest and a cute-looking cap. He was able to shine his body like a winding snake and his dance moves definitely gained him superiority over the amount of dance space he desired. This’ probably what people will see the difference between a profession and an amatuer.

Bdance04Basic 6-step break. I don’t practice breaking now due to other commitments. Salsa is one. But sometimes it gets boring too. Perhaps I’m too sensitive… Someone slap me please.

An eventful night. Only through this experience, I saw more in salsa again. It is never a freestyle to line dancing. As soon as my leg recovers, it’s going to be a mix between salsa and some freezes. If body isolation is within my skills, then popping and afro cuban are definitely going to be new basic moves. Haha!

Bdance08Look, body’s off the ground! My 1st time doing this freeze. A shoulder injury soon stops me from using this freeze. Hehe.

Intertek D&D 2006

November 11th, 2006 by behindtat1

Graduation02There’s no connection between photos & blog. When mentioning of D&Ds, instinctively I remember my very 1st ever D&D. It was held in Carlton Hotel, City Hall. This My table filled with classmates of 4B y2k.

3rd November 2006

Hks_401Class photo of 4B 2000. Let’s play a game & see if anyone can spot Bang Tong, Muzhaffar, Suhairi, Wen Jie, Chung Kiat (James), Yu An (Melvin) & me.

Was a memorable moment when I was invited to attend a friend’s D&D that was held in Intercontinental Hotel by Intertek. It was one of the most luxurious places in Singapore to dine & wine with a smoothing ambience for company.

Graduation05        Class 4B having class photo taken on Graduation D&D. Big group eh? Wanna try searching for me again?

Upon arrival, we were ushered around by a lobby of in-house waitresses with beverages and snacks. A few entertainment booths were set up to hype up the atmosphere. Theme of the night was MASQUERADE!

If I were a Spawn, I would be Mandarin Spawn

Mandarin05_1 

Approximately 8pm, all guests were sitted. A glance could identify an equal blend of youth and mature in this company and a capacity crowd reaching of 400 people. I was informed that most of the younger looking staffs were in fact internship students from various polytechnics. A large build MC took control of the air waves to welcome an opening speech by the CEO of the company, which then closely-followed events were history as food burst into the hall course after course. Hilarious entertainment by MC and also a guest star appearance by Abilgia Sim. Image1_2 Wonder if I had her name spelt out right… Anyway, she was down right funny and that was another wonderful comedy she plotted.

Sketch drawing in Intertek D&D up for auction @ USD$5000

One of the most entertaining highlight was Human Jackpot for Ladies. This was a game whereby three gentlemen stepped onto the stage blindfolded and performed a typical jackpot roll between three different hand signs when a lady called for the ‘jackpot pull’ in a sexy voice. There was a bowl for accumulated cash with the start pot of $50. Surprisingly this game drew a great intensity as the pot grew over $70. Mathematically, it meant approximate 10 ladies had tried their luck at the growing cash. All was almost brought down to an end when a lady gave a hint to the three Human Jackpot a signal to pull their ears for the score. However, she was forfeited the round by the MC due to unfairness. Eventually the Human Jackpot stuck to the ear signal and granted the score to the next lady who ‘pulled’ the Human Jackpot. Well, it was exciting but nobody could see an end to that for a moment.

Graduation07I don’t really know how to dress up but with help from my friends, this’ the result. Black is my fave color. It represents darkness, mysterious and invisibility. Please allow me to introduce my crew.

      • Top Row: Wei Yao, Wei Yih, Allan
      • Third Row: Chung Kiat, Wen Jie, Bang Tong, Suhairi
      • Second Row: Muzhaffar, Yu An, Me
      • Bottom Row: Faizal

When great times had to end, the MC spurred the joy within the crowd doing a large but simple dance move throughout the entire hall. Climax was electrifying. All had gathered onto the dance floor for a song. Suddenly, everything went silent due to a power trip. That wasn’t something anyone had expected given the high quality of the function. Nevertheless, we continued to dance after the Grand Lucky Draw. Speaking of which, Bangtong who had invited me for the event also won himself a prize in the form of a mp3 player.

Graduation08A lovely & caring girl whom I confide in during my stay-back year. She helps me a lot in gaining confidence and teaches me understanding of a person. Feels really lucky to at least make such an accquitance. Just plainly looking at this pix removes any regrets I made in my life. That’s a simplicity I yearn so much for.

On the dance floor, there was a particular couple dancing cha-cha or some sort. I would like to say those were great moves and you both had taken over the limelight. The music swayed from rock and roll to swing to hip-hop to R&B and finally ending with a famous Indian song I enjoyed.Yj25_1

Dressing style - Then & Now. Person next to me is Kah Meng, who is currently working in Intertek & a colleague of Bang Tong. We become friends after a brief introduction and share a list of things in common. This picture is taken after the event. In our hands are individual comical sketches. Sketching artist commented our hairstyles are by far the most complex to sketch.

It was great fun dancing to various beats and tempo, and also with different people as well as culture. Most D&Ds ended without dancing because all the guests had left. That was why this in particular marked an outstanding memory. Anybody knows when PSB is going to hold D&D???Graduation09

It requires lots of guts to ask a girl for a picture to be taken together especially when you rarely speak to. Anyway, this’ a classmate of mine. Probably that’s how I manage to suck up enough courage to overcome my fear. Siti is there. I think her pressence just makes me feel calm. =D Somehow this picture makes me feel I’m much older than 16…

Car: Yes / No

November 10th, 2006 by behindtat1

Img_2565                                                                How tall is she?

14th October 2006

Food10        Half naked boys. We really used this pix for food presentation & rocked the class with laughter.

Next day of the dreaded Friday the 13th and doesn’t really seem like anybody notice it. Heck! There ain’t even a movie on Freddy Nightmare or Jason on Channel 5. Who’s controlling our TV menu nowadays? Where’s those old school monsters hard knocks gone off? To their graves?!

Undertaker04                                 The Undertaker AKA A decade of destruction AKA The Phenom

Anyway, today started bad. Guys & gals, remembered the vacant post of Technical Executive in International Paint? I made an appointment to meet up for an interview on 14th October, Saturday morning 0900hrs. Oh yeah, I had to be made ‘Slack-inigami (GOD)’! No prizes for guessing, I woke up late as usual and hurried off in a cab to meet up with the desperado who seemed keen on enlisting me into his profession.

Chemical Life Sciences Club holds 2004 D&D in Orchard HotelPose17_3

This deperado was a old lump of meat driving a saloon car of some sort. As soon as I got into his car, questions started to bombard me like D-Day in France. He was chiefly narrowing to the fact if I possess a vehicle of a motorcycle, lorry, car, or any sort.  Of course a guy like me didn’t have enough bank to place even the slightest downpayment for a scraped car… Confined within the car, he repeatedly questioned me about owning a car and even suggested to involve my parents for assistance to buy a car. By this moment, I knew something amissed. Why or how could discussing my job involve my family? Blood vessels were boiling but just had to keep my cool.

Latiff shows composure while Christopher Yong drools on his shoulder

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Guessed more mind games should be imposed on a young guy like me to be attracted like a fly to a light bulb. Thus, he tried to convince me some guys even bought a second-hand car just for the sake of this job though cash was a problem. Heck right, if the job was heavenly gifted why weren’t he take me in even without a car? I could take a bus or train. Anybody seen the rate of car accidents lately?Mave09 Talks of some executives owning LEXUS or BMW did tempt me to agree but risks were just too high… Furthermore, the payslip broke down to 1.6k as basic salary. Petrol was FOC for a personal fuel card would be issued. $30 for laundry allowances, $75 for mobile phone allowances and $150 for car allowances.

Nurse pads up the injury and lays me on a bed for a doctor to access my condition

Manage to ride straight a few seconds on Rashid’s Phantom

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Surroundings appeared to revolving into a silence despite the man’s bladdering of owning a car. My own heartbeats could be heard pumping throughout this vacuum of thoughts while seeking a decision through toying around pros and cons of the job. Finally I grabbed my answer, which was to reject the offer even without properly briefed on the job scope. It was a clear waste of my time and I was sent back to Jurong Point promptly. Before he dropped me off, he asked me in an honest fashion, "You own a Class 3 Driving Licence but how could you not own a car?"Mave20_2

Hmmm… Ironic? Without a reply, I left his car pondering that very stale question. Of course it stirred a wrath of GOD’s anger inside me. Am I too poor? Unsuccessful? Loser? That’s probably why girls dislike the guy I am…

Mave’s wearing World’s Greatest Band limited edition tees.

Img_1206         Girls girls girls… Maybe somebody within this group may fancy me. Oooo! Look at those lumps

Why must I have a car to HAVE a driving licence? Will it be more true to say every single Singapore-born males be given a M-16 for they had completed National Service? Hell that’s a great justification!! We can shoot each other in the head and start genocide of Singapore! Haha, fuck it! Bottom line is "WAKE UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER! If I DO own a bloody car is my FUCKING problem. DON’T TRY ASSOCIATE YOUR FILTHY, LOW-DOWN MIND GAMES ON MAVE RAGE THE GOD OF SLACK! BE THANKFUL TO BE SPARED BY MY WRATH OF ANGER!

Stone_cold01                                    Stone Cold Steve Austin breaks the limits in wrestling entertainment

Best Starting Pay

November 10th, 2006 by behindtat1

Img_1385_12                                                    These are ATVs (All Terrain Vehicles)

13th October 2006

This morning I got this same telephone number Logo_1 singing Fort Minor’s Remember The Name on the Motorola V600 at 0855hrs. "What the fuck… Again?!" I fumed off the corridor to a silent corner.

Pose02_1                                                        Dummies Guide on How to Provoke A Fight

Same voice alright… We spoke again. It was regarding a vacancy as Technical Executive in International Paint. The guy wanted me in for his vacancy. ‘Sincere’ offers revealed over the phone. $1.2k a month to cover purchase of a vehicle as well as its requirements such as insurance, road tax, parking bills, fuel and Singapore patented ERP. Cool eh? As for basic, $1.6k per month for the taking. Overtime pays were yet to be included.

Hell_cycle_2                                                     Ghostrider’s bike - Great wheels of fire

COWABUNGA! Need I say more? Never had I witness a better pay slip than this very right ear had heard! Such offers are similar to lightning. They never strike the same spot twice. If you think you heard this line before, I bet you had been wasting time over War of the Worlds and you CERTAINLY never heard this before… TRUST ME…

Img_1405_1                                                              Why I am a pig in Chinese Horoscope

Codename: MCI

November 9th, 2006 by behindtat1

Pose17      Steven wears his swimming goggles and gets himself ready for Costa Sands Pool Competition.

10th October 2006

2 weeks of confinement in BMT

Bald04_1 It has been 4 days ever since I last heard from a joker who rang me up about a job vacancy that requires one to own a vehicle of any sort. That moment, I didn’t select polite words to the speaker as he hadn’t offered any either. Rough tones ended our brief conversation. I packed up and weekend took wind out of me.

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Mom reveals herself in a game of ping-pong. Man… I lost.

Today significantly marks 2nd week of my probation in this new job. Marginally struggling out of a sick bed due for work, my mood can’t be merrier when the company officially gets e-mails and Intranet running for me. Look out babes ’cause MCI is ROCKING the building! MCI… How can anyone possibly think of a better codename for me? Better off with something else like MCP (Male Chauvinist Pig), MC Hammer, MCK (Medical Certificate King), etc.??? Ring me up if anyone out there thinks of any better ones!Mave19_1

Relaxing in Tapas Tree, Clarke Quay

Let The Lesson Begin

October 16th, 2005 by behindtat1

Peter_schmeichel_01_1                               Peter Schmeichel - Probably the best goalkeeper in the world

History begins from legends…

Mls02_1Undisputed Man-Of-Match: Saves controversial last-minute penalty. It’s like scoring the winning goal and that puts me on par with Sze Wei who scored our goal.

Legends begins from men…

Mls03Group photo of final 4 teams which survive MALAY LANGUAGE SOCIETY 3 PENJURU 2002/03 MEN’S 7-A-SIDE SOCCER.

Men begins from soul…

Bruce_lee01_1                              Bruce Lee in the movie "Game of Death".  A true legend of Chinese

Soul begins from God.Daniels_faith_in_god_1